little miss cinderella. stay back gentlemen. she's only allowed millionaire asian hotties taller than 5"10 that speak no less than 3 languages and have a knack IV cooking. no crazies need apply. parents may put their son's applications in effectively immediately and have approximately 25 years to hear back reply.

i shoulda been a hair stylist

doing what i do best. strangling crazy white guys. or drinking. whatever, same difference

kekeke, whoops.

well, i didn't do it big. but i guess that's a good thing when you wreck. NEXT time'll be better.

ooh, nippppppppppplesssss...ahhhhhhhhhhh

do i look druuuuuuuuuuuuuunk?

taking pictures while driving? ALWAYS advised. BITE ME SUCKER!

 HEY! X's brother and sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!